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"Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!"

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ymoilman2


Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!


Posted by EXOGEN on April 1, 2015 at 1:25am

Just as the dinar speculators predicted, Iraq has re-valued its currency 1000-fold, making dollar-millionaires of ordinary folk from Anbar to Arkansas!


The unprecedented 100,000% revaluation was welcomed by businesses all across the world, who saw nothing strange about paying $1,000 today for something that was priced at $1 yesterday. At the stroke of a pen, foreign companies now pay their cleaning staff in Iraq more than they pay board-level directors back at home.

Dozens of ‘investors’ in America partied the night away, as news of their windfall came through.

Billy Bob, from Alabama, exclaimed: “I knew it would happen, just like the Lord said it would!” When asked why he only invested $1,000 if he knew it would revalue, he declined to comment.

Peggy Sue, of Butte, Montana, said:

“Wooo hooo!!! I knew if I just said ‘Go RV!’ one more time on an internet forum that it would somehow make it all come true – you just have to believe hard enough!”

Asked what she would do with her gains, she replied:

“I’m re-investing. Cousin Cletus buys his bait from the same guy as a director of Goldman Sachs, and he said that one day these rocks he sold me will turn into gold. I know it’s a long-shot, but the upside is so large it’s worth gambling on, and I’m only going to give him what I can afford to lose, and take a long-term view, so that makes sense, right? Hey, I’m an investor, and investors take risks, and I’d just hate myself if I missed a golden opportunity like that. Go rocks!!”

An Iraqi government official told us off the record:

“It’s so obvious, with hindsight – we should have done it sooner. All we had to do to be richer was to say the currency is now worth 1,000 times more, and everyone would be willing to pay 1,000 times more for it. I mean, wouldn’t you?”

But one dinar seller, who asked not to be named, said:

“I’m devastated! If I really thought this was going to happen, do you think I’d have sold dinars at the old price? What sort of an idiot was I!”

Meanwhile, a special sitting of the United Nations General Assembly has been called to discuss this unprecedented shift in global power.

The Central Bank of Iraq (CBI) has announced that the introduction of the new Iraqi currency has been further delayed due to teething problems with the cutting-edge technology that it will employ.

Radical new functionality including fingerprint recognition and near-field communication (NFC) promises to create a world-leading new monetary system, which will be the envy of governments around the world.

Several years of collaboration between the CBI, the World Bank, and Goldman Sachs, has made it possible to create a database to track the location and ownership of each dinar note, making the monitoring of transactions much easier.

Professor John Frink, of Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, who worked on the program, explained:

“Each note already has its own serial number, so it is a simple matter to set up a database to record the location and movement of each note.

“Near-field communication, which is already used in contact-less credit and debit cards, allows the notes to communicate with your mobile phone [cellphone] and relay information to our computers.

“Touch-sensitive paper can even record the user’s fingerprint, for additional peace of mind.“

A spokesman for the CBI, Dr al-Jolson, added:

“This is a new paradigm in the management of money supply, and probably the biggest development since fractional reserve banking.

“Electronic money is easy to monitor – we get daily logs of every transaction – but up to now, cash transactions were the missing link.

“The new system will make it so much easier for people to pay their taxes, both in Iraq and abroad.“

To launch the new currency, the CBI is planning a major ceremony early next year, which will be held at the ruins of the ancient city of Babylon. All major world leaders are expected to attend.

Current dinars will cease to be valid three months after the launch of the new notes, but up to that time they can easily be exchanged in person at any bank within Iraq; identification will be required and fingerprints will be electronically recorded.

bs4ever


As much as I would like to believe this, is is simply and completely at odds with every currency screen I have found since reading this post. The Dinar has not changed at all.

I would be delighted if you could seriously open a can of whoop ass and prove me wrong,  but can you?

UPDATE

Just realised the date, walked straight into it


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PurpleSkyz


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oh shit...

it is April Fools day!

damn! now that is just fucking cruel


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NanneeRose


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Oh yeah very funny, I'm in stitches!!

PurpleSkyz


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Just Try Not To Laugh Out Loud At These 25 Hilarious April Fools' Day Pranks
MARCH 28, 2015  —  By Bryan Galligan

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April Fools' Day is one of those holidays that sneaks up on a lot of us. I usually don't realize what day it is until someone has already pranked me. Other more dedicated people spend weeks, even months, planning the gags they'll pull on their unsuspecting victims.
Whether you're looking for some inspiration for your own pranks or just want a good laugh - or 25 - these are sure to inspire and tickle your funny bone. And while it's safe to say no one really enjoys being pranked, we can all admit that watching someone else get pranked is pretty glorious.

1. Be sure to lock your office door the night before April Fools' Day.


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2. Now that's dedication.


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3. There's nothing worse than wanting a nice glass of orange juice and getting a mouthful of cheese water.


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4. Beware what's behind every door...


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5. You can't even trust your electronics.


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6. At least this prank provides plenty of reading material.


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7. Imagine biting into a caramel apple only to be greeted with a mouthful of onion. HELL!


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8. Yeah, this is one of those "definitely gonna be late for work" situations.


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We're just not sure your boss will buy the excuse...

9. I'm not even a cop and I can't say no to free donuts.


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10. "MUST ESCAPE!"


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11. At least you have an excuse not to get any work done.


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12. The one-two punch. An April Fools' classic.


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13. Fake spiders are a great way to get people to wet their pants.


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14. A dinosaur attack is a terrifying prank no matter what day it is.


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15. I call this one, "Welp!"


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16. Glass doors are the WORST.


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17. Just a little bit of height difference can make a prank work so much better.


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18. THEY'RE ALIVE.


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19. If one of your coworkers turns into a werewolf, your first thought should be, "Is it April Fools'?"


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20. This quickly went from the thrill of a lifetime to the shame that never fades.


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21. Don't take a job interview on April Fools'...it's not worth the risk.


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22. I mean, it's a bad idea to fall asleep at work any day, but you really shouldn't leave yourself vulnerable on April 1st.


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23. Never camp with pranksters.


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24. "I just need to dry my hair..."


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25. Probably the scariest prank ever.


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Here are some simple ways to avoid being pranked on April Fools':
1. Don't go anywhere
2. Don't do anything.
3. Trust no one.
Easy enough, right?

Thanks to: http://www.viralnova.com


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 “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. 
H
ate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
 Martin Luther King Jr
loe 126

NanneeRose


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SO NO RV??  

PurpleSkyz


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nope.... it is ALL a big joke.

exogen seems to think putting this crap out every April 1st is hilarious.

thanks yman for the reminder on how full of shit the whole RV scam actually is.


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 “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. 
H
ate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
 Martin Luther King Jr
loe 126

PurpleSkyz


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 “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. 
H
ate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
 Martin Luther King Jr
loe 126

NanneeRose


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Hahahahahahahahah yeah Yman!

MartyM


PurpleSkyz wrote:oh shit...

it is April Fools day!

damn! now that is just fucking cruel

Now there's an understatement... lol   


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NanneeRose


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Geez Marty where you been hiding? Happy Easter to you! xx

PurpleSkyz


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Hey Marty! So nice to see you again. Hope all is well with you and yours. We do miss you around here. :)

You know yesterday morning when I first read this post I had just gotten up and had not had any tea or coffee yet and my reaction was knee jerk. As the day wore on I had to laugh at yman posting this here and then I actually came to the point of appreciation. I realized that I had lost my sense of humor. So to you yman I want to thank you.... besides reminding us what a joke the RV is you also reminded me that I had somehow lost the very part of myself that gets me through all the hard times.. my humor. Lesson learned.

I hope all is well with you and your family yman.


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 “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. 
H
ate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
 Martin Luther King Jr
loe 126

PurpleSkyz


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 “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. 
H
ate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
 Martin Luther King Jr
loe 126

MartyM


Hi all, I have been in and out a few times (just not much to add), but been busy with Dad.
    We are well, waiting for snow to melt. we can actually see a few spots of what I think used to be grass (but it's not green). Most areas even out in the open still have at least a foot of snow, yet 20 miles south of us there's hardly any snow left.
   When I saw this post, I knew Nann couldn't resist, so I had to chime in... lol   Happy Easter to All !!


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NanneeRose


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Hahahahaahahahahah I been good lately Marty! I am too tired nowadays to give 2 hoots about the stupid dinar LOL!  It's good to see you are still around tho!

:bouncy hearts:

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