Sat Mar 23, 2024 11:33 pm by globalturbo
The problem of sustained attention and impulse control in hyperactive Dinarians has been coming up with something new that hasn't been repeated for years on end.
As these Gurus vie for your attention, it reminds me of a horse race...
Dinarland Downs
(Horse Race Announcers Voice)
What an exciting day it is here at the Dinarland Downs as the Gurus are getting ready to get into the gates.
ADMINBILL seems to be having a problem getting a proper fit for his harnesses.
Several are getting their blinders put on so as not to be distracted and quite a few are wearing muzzles for this race.
There's a little confusion getting them into the gates, some have gone in backwards.
As we approach the start time it looks like they have everybody lined up and were just waiting on the bell...
(Bell)
Aaaand there off...
Out front is ADMINBILL followed closely by Bruce and ZAP with My Ladies bringing up the rear...
Down the front straight-away Frank26 takes the lead followed by ADMINBILL, ZAP, Bruce with Yosef now coming up fast...
Going into the first turn it's Bruce followed by Yosef with ADMINBILL and ZAP slowing up and RayRen98 now coming on hard...
Into the first turn it's RayRen98, as the whip cracks, followed by Yosef then Garry Mcguire with IKO Ward's nose in Garry's tail with a big push...
Continuing into the first turn it's Yosef followed by RayRen98, Bruce, Garry Mcguire's tail in IKO Ward's nose and My Ladies still bringing up the rear...
Midway into the first turn it's still Yosef now followed by Garry Mcguire, IKO Ward, Bruce with Kaperoni floating in the middle...
Just past the midpoint of the first turn it's IKO Ward with Garry Mcguire's nose in IKO Ward's Tail, Yosef, Bruce, RayRen98 and Mountain Goat picking up the pace...
Coming out of the first turn...OH NO!...Iko Ward tripped and Garry Mcguire is nowhere to be seen! Yosef is back in the lead!...
Heading into the backstretch it's Bruce in the lead once again followed by Yosef, RayRen98, Frank26 and IKO wobbles back to the stables...
Now into the backstretch it's RayRen98, Yosef, Bruce, Frank26 with Kaperoni still floating in the middle and Mountain Goat closing the gap...
There's a lot of celebrities here today for this exciting event...By the amount of smoke coming out of the stands, TNT Tony can't be too far away...
Now passing the backstretch stands it's RayRen98, Bruce, Yosef with Kaperoni pulling ahead of Frank26 leaving TANK, Dr. Clarke, Fisher following close behind...
WAIT!...Standing up, in the backstretch stands...Could it be?...I think it is?...YES IT IS!...It's the Oom Lady waving her hands...
Now, out of nowhere we now have Dave Schmidt taking a commanding lead followed very close behind by ZAP. Just look at those fillies go!...
Leaving the backstretch is Dave Schmidt followed close behind by ZAP several lengths ahead of the rest of the group...
Coming into the second turn both Dave Schmidt and ZAP seemed to run out of steam as the rest of the group catches up quickly...
Into the second turn now taking the lead it's, It's...There's no number folks, but with half it's tail, it's Frank26 again re-taking the lead...
Midway into the second turn...We have another mishap as Frank26 takes a tumble, falling flat...
Dave Schmidt, ZAP, RayRen98, and Bruce all start to trip over Frank26 and one another and now Mountain Goat takes the lead for the first time...
It's Mountain Goat, Dr. Clarke, Fisher, TANK, Kaperoni no longer floating in the middle and My Ladies has pulled up and out...
And here is where I'm going to leave you hanging. LOL
It's not which Guru is winning the race for your attention, but it's about the folks who have already finished with the Guru nonsense.
They are the ones who have won...
As these Gurus vie for your attention, it reminds me of a horse race...
Dinarland Downs
(Horse Race Announcers Voice)
What an exciting day it is here at the Dinarland Downs as the Gurus are getting ready to get into the gates.
ADMINBILL seems to be having a problem getting a proper fit for his harnesses.
Several are getting their blinders put on so as not to be distracted and quite a few are wearing muzzles for this race.
There's a little confusion getting them into the gates, some have gone in backwards.
As we approach the start time it looks like they have everybody lined up and were just waiting on the bell...
(Bell)
Aaaand there off...
Out front is ADMINBILL followed closely by Bruce and ZAP with My Ladies bringing up the rear...
Down the front straight-away Frank26 takes the lead followed by ADMINBILL, ZAP, Bruce with Yosef now coming up fast...
Going into the first turn it's Bruce followed by Yosef with ADMINBILL and ZAP slowing up and RayRen98 now coming on hard...
Into the first turn it's RayRen98, as the whip cracks, followed by Yosef then Garry Mcguire with IKO Ward's nose in Garry's tail with a big push...
Continuing into the first turn it's Yosef followed by RayRen98, Bruce, Garry Mcguire's tail in IKO Ward's nose and My Ladies still bringing up the rear...
Midway into the first turn it's still Yosef now followed by Garry Mcguire, IKO Ward, Bruce with Kaperoni floating in the middle...
Just past the midpoint of the first turn it's IKO Ward with Garry Mcguire's nose in IKO Ward's Tail, Yosef, Bruce, RayRen98 and Mountain Goat picking up the pace...
Coming out of the first turn...OH NO!...Iko Ward tripped and Garry Mcguire is nowhere to be seen! Yosef is back in the lead!...
Heading into the backstretch it's Bruce in the lead once again followed by Yosef, RayRen98, Frank26 and IKO wobbles back to the stables...
Now into the backstretch it's RayRen98, Yosef, Bruce, Frank26 with Kaperoni still floating in the middle and Mountain Goat closing the gap...
There's a lot of celebrities here today for this exciting event...By the amount of smoke coming out of the stands, TNT Tony can't be too far away...
Now passing the backstretch stands it's RayRen98, Bruce, Yosef with Kaperoni pulling ahead of Frank26 leaving TANK, Dr. Clarke, Fisher following close behind...
WAIT!...Standing up, in the backstretch stands...Could it be?...I think it is?...YES IT IS!...It's the Oom Lady waving her hands...
Now, out of nowhere we now have Dave Schmidt taking a commanding lead followed very close behind by ZAP. Just look at those fillies go!...
Leaving the backstretch is Dave Schmidt followed close behind by ZAP several lengths ahead of the rest of the group...
Coming into the second turn both Dave Schmidt and ZAP seemed to run out of steam as the rest of the group catches up quickly...
Into the second turn now taking the lead it's, It's...There's no number folks, but with half it's tail, it's Frank26 again re-taking the lead...
Midway into the second turn...We have another mishap as Frank26 takes a tumble, falling flat...
Dave Schmidt, ZAP, RayRen98, and Bruce all start to trip over Frank26 and one another and now Mountain Goat takes the lead for the first time...
It's Mountain Goat, Dr. Clarke, Fisher, TANK, Kaperoni no longer floating in the middle and My Ladies has pulled up and out...
And here is where I'm going to leave you hanging. LOL
It's not which Guru is winning the race for your attention, but it's about the folks who have already finished with the Guru nonsense.
They are the ones who have won...
