Super Bowl the Way it Should Be!!

He ever finishes that, and he'll have a non-existant I.Q. And that is one, 'BIG ASSED' bowl- Some say it intensifies your personality- Well, if that's the case, what if you're an asshole?

We used to have a bowl... not quite that big but almost that we called Big Bertha. The house where Bertha stayed got raided and she made the paper. LOL I'll never forget how funny we all thought that was. She was famous!
T... if an asshole smoked that much bud they would no longer continue to be an asshole. It can cure that too. :)

LMELFACO!!

OMG!!!! I don't think I've ever even heard myths or legends about bowls that big!!!

Oh yeah! Big Bertha was just that.... Legend. We would sit in a huge circle and just spin her around. I was honored to have known her. HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You ever have, or been, to a cuckoo punch party? Usually, at Christmas Eve, or New Year's Eve, you'd make a big friggin bowl of punch,chopped fruits,icecubes and Tropical punch, around 3-4 gallons, and have extra waiting just in case, everyone brings a 'pint' of their favorite, to pour in the bowl upon arrival to the party, but no cordials, creme 'de 'menth, brandies or what have you,only Gin, Rum, Vodka, Whiskey,Tequila, and they also bring what ever they want to drink, until it is midnite, and someone hollers'Cuckcoo punch time', and then everyone fills whatever size glass or mug, with the Cuckoo punch- Been to a few of those, and you learn damn quick to pace yourself, or you'd end up 'tits' up-And at 10-15 below zero, you won't freeze, we'd all bring tents sleeping bags, warm clothes, and PLENTY of blankets,bank your tent with snow, IF there is any, etc- It is a blast, and you soon find out the ones that can't hold their liquor, real quick- :drunken: :drunken: :drunken: :affraid:

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No but that sound interesting!
As a bartender... I used to offer pour mat shots. All of the overpour in the mats I would put in shot glasses and sell em' for tips. I was pretty popular at the end of the night! LOL... drunk people are so silly!

Yes they can be- Off the mats? That sounds yeck, but after you're half oiled,and 3/4 electrocuted, nobody'd give a shit anyway probably, and popular? You still R in my book!!

The other tenders never did understand why there was a big line at my bar right before last call!! HA! Those were some crazy daze!

That's so funny, hey, at least you made it work to your advantage!! :athuup:

Skyz, tell me you're lying about the mat shots. That's truly disgusting. I'm betting you're fibbing.

I'm betting she ain't! :drunken: :affraid: :cheers:

Nope... not fibbing. I know it is hard to believe but people really are that stupid!!! HA!! Now I could say that I was just so cute and such a good sales person that I could sell these jamokes ice in Alaska and that may have been part of it. ... but mostly drunks will do just about anything at last call.

OMG, my bartender/husband told me this was a joke. I was double fooled! I'm dying! LOL! I think it was probably the cute salesgirl that sold them.