He's like the nerd in high school that goes from group to group trying to fit in with everyone. This would be Romney in High school: Monday hanging with the goth kids "I'm like sooooo morose today I could just die." Tuesday hangin with the nerds "My life is over. I got a B on that math test." Wednesday with the metalheads "can't wait for that Megadeath concert." Thursday with black kids "what up hommies? ". Friday with the jocks "yeah, can't wait to pummel those guys this weekend and score some cheereleaders!" Saturday with a hot chic " I'm soooo in touch with the inner beauty & suffering of women. I just want to hold you." Sunday in church "Dear God, please let one of these personalities get me elected president of the USA one day."