Friday, December 20th, 2013. Filed under: Inspiration
by Zen Gardner
JerseyC sent this terrific “holiday fun” pic that just begs for participation. Everyone’s a winner…the surprise is the prize!
Do you think this needs a caption, despite it being such a frikking weird concept in the first place?
If so, chime in somewhere in the comment section. Let yourself go. It’s time for “laughing all the way” as the old creep says in his programmed message.
My first take?
“If you put me on the lap of one more horny old perv I’m taking you to court, and you can bet your ass my sister confidently knows one heavy duty kid’s attorney who will leave you out to dry like an old tamale!”
OK, lame, but a shot – your turn(s).
Thanks to: http://www.zengardner.com