NASA Confirms They Secretly Sent David Bowie, Lemmy Kilmister, Others To Live On Mars
Following mass speculation that a scientific conspiracy was behind the recent loss of so many legendary musicians, NASA has issued a shocking statement about the actual whereabouts of our favorite musicians.
NASA has launched a colonization program where they are sending the most creative humans to populate the planet with super DNA. They will soon begin sending women for the artists to mate with. It’s reported that NASA could not fill all of Lemmy’s girlfriends into one space shuttle — which is what they blame the delay on.
“We must admit that Mr. Bowie, Mr. Weiland, Mr. Frey, and Mr. Kilmister were the first subjects to participate in our colonization program on Mars. We had to keep this program a secret and we knew they could get the job done. These creative forces were needed on another planet, much more than they were needed at the moment on planet earth. They are waiting for us all to arrive — especially Lemmy, who is expecting a resupply of Jack Daniels.”
At this point, it is unknown if NASA will be taking any more legends to fill the nearby planet — though they do claim they selected only the most creative and brilliant minds on planet earth to take part in the journey.
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Guess David will be able to answer his question... Is There Life on Mars