Short version translation
"Now listen up you candy ass limeys, silly dave has gone and gotton himself into a whole heap of stinkin doodoo"
"this vote is important to us, we need your nation as a bridge into the stinkin EU and we aint gonna be having no uppity limeys gone spoiling that for us y'hear?"
"now when votin day comes around you jus head on to your booth or whatever you folks use and you vote to remain cuz damn, we will jus have to impose democracy pon you"
The general response to what Washington wants
"Dear Mr Anti Constitution President"
"Please take your wishes and shove them upwards and sidewards"