Date: Wednesday, 20-Jul-2016 19:55:00
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Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from "The Office of Poofness"
From: "The Office of Poofness" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wed, July 20, 2016 6:40 pm
WE HAVE BEEN DELAYED. I MEAN IN OUR FUNDING.
A COUPLE DAYS AGO THE BANKERS STOPPED THE COMPLETION OF THE TRANSFER TO US AND GAVE THE LAMEST EXCUSE I HAVE EVER HEARD, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TWO DISTINCT LIES. THE PROBLEM FOR THEM IS THAT THEIR LIES WERE ACTUALLY MADE TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE FUNDING, AND THESE GUYS ARE FRIKKIN FURIOUS. THEY HAD A HUGE MEETING YESTERDAY WITH PEOPLE INVOLVED FLYING IN FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD TO SIT DOWN AND FIGURE OUT THE NEXT STEPS.
THE BANKSTERS HAD NO CLUE AS TO THE DAMAGE THEY HAD JUST MADE BECAUSE THEY WERE TALKING TO A MIDDLE MANAGEMENT TYPE DESIGNEE THAT WAS IN CHARGE OF THE PROCESS. THEY DID NOT KNOW THAT THIS MAN WAS PLACED THERE BY THE PEOPLE BEHIND THAT WERE WATCHING THIS PROCESS LIKE A HAWK.
THE PEOPLE BEHIND HAVE VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH IN THE BANKS IN SAFEKEEPING AND SUPPORTIVE ROLES THAT ACTUALLY FORM A LARGE PORTION OF THE CAPITAL BASE OF THE BANKS. AND THEY LIED TO THEM. WOW.
SO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, THE USUAL LIES THAT BANKSTERS DO TO DELAY THINGS OR TO STEAL MONEY WERE MADE DIRECTLY (SORT OF) TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND. BIG OOPS.
WHEREAS BEFORE WE HAD TWO BANKERS GO TO JAIL, AND TWO OTHERS TRANSFERRED TO OTHER BANKS TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF, THIS TIME THE BANKS ARE IN PERIL OF BEING SHUT DOWN. I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE IN THEIR SHOES RIGHT NOW, AND I BET YOU THAT THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS ARE SHI..ING BRICKS. THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN SERVED A LEGAL NOTICE TO DO CERTAIN THINGS OTHERWISE THEY WILL GO DOWN. THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS AND CANNOT BE SWEPT UNDER THE RUG.
FRANKLY I AM ASTOUNDED THAT THE BANKSTERS HAD THE GALL TO THINK THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THEIR SHENANIGANS FOR THIS LONG, AND THEY HAVE FINALLY MADE THAT FATAL MISTAKE THAT BLOWS EVERYTHING UP FOR THEM. YOU CAN NOT MESS WITH THESE FOLKS THAT HAVE THE WEALTH IN THEIR KEEP. TO DATE, THESE PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE BANKS TO THEIR OWN DEVICES UNTIL THEY WERE TREATED IN THE SAME MANNER AS ALL OTHERS. NOW THEY UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEMS OTHERS FACED, AND THEY ARE TAKING LARGE ACTION AGAINST THE CORRUPTION THEY HAVE JUST SEEN WITH THEIR OWN EYES INSTEAD OF STATIC REPORTS.
I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING THIS CORRUPTION TO THE ATTENTION OF THE PEOPLE BEHIND
, AND EXPOSING THIS DIRECTLY TO THEM, AND ALL THIS WAITING WAS WORTH IT FOR THAT SINGLE POINT WHERE I COULD SHOW THEM THE CORRUPTION. I HAVE A BIG GRIN ON MY FACE THAT JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY. YES IT HURTS WE ARE DELAYED A BIT MORE, BUT RIGHT NOW I DON’T CARE.
IN OTHER MATTERS, CURRENCY TRANSACTION PAYMENTS HAVE STARTED. THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS AND I CAN SEE THIS ACCELERATING REAL FAST RIGHT NOW AS THE GLOBAL TRUST GEARS UP FOR THE TABLE TOP MEETINGS AND THE COMPENSATIONS. THESE ARE TRULY EXCITING TIMES FOR SURE, AND ALL THE CHANGES WE ANTICIPATE TO HAPPEN, CAN HAPPEN NOW.
I WAS ALSO SENT A LINK TO A SHORT MOVIE. THIS SHOWED A MUSLIM COMMUNITY GATHERING AROUND A PICKUP TRUCK WITH SOME MEN AND A BOY NOT MORE THAT 10 YEARS OF AGE. THEY WERE SHOWING OFF THE BOY TO THE CROWD AND LAUGHING AND SMILING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME. THE BOY WAS SORT OF BEWILDERED BUT SMILING FROM TIME TO TIME. THEN THEY LAID THE BOY DOWN ON THE BED OF THE PICKUP TRUCK FACE DOWN, THE NICE MAN THAT WAS SMILING AND PLAYING WITH HIM PULLED HIS HEAD BACK BY HIS HAIR, AND TOOK A KNIFE TO THE BOY’S THROAT. A FEW MINUTES LATER HE SHOWED THE GLEEFUL CROWD THE BOY’S HEAD APART FROM HIS BODY AND THEY ALL CHANTED “ALLAH ARGHBAH” OVER AND OVER. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE BOY WAS OF A RELIGION OTHER THAN ISLAM AND THEREFORE IT WAS OKAY TO SEPARATE HIS HEAD FROM HIS BODY. THERE WERE OTHER MOVIES. THEY WERE ALL THE SAME.
ISLAM, THE RELIGION OF PEACE, STRUCK AGAIN.
I AM SICK AND FRIKKIN TIRED OF THIS PEACEFUL RELIGION TAKING INNOCENTS AND DOING THIS TO THEM. ALSO REMEMBER A WOMAN IS BORN AS THE PROPERTY OF HER FATHER AND ENSLAVED INTO ISLAM AS THE SALEABLE ASSET AND MARRIED OFF FROM 6 YEARS OLD AS A SEX SLAVE AND BABY MACHINE. MEN GET 4 WIVES AND TEMPORARY WIVES (PROSTITUTES FOR ONE HOUR A DAY) AND WAR BOOTY SEX SLAVES WITH FULL MISOGYNISTIC RIGHTS AND POWER OVER WOMEN IN THIS LIFE AND MORE IN THE NEXT IF THEY SUBMIT TO THIS LUNACY.
THIS IS NOT A RELIGION BUT A POLITICAL AGENDA AS THE CONVERSION OF PEOPLE TO ISLAM AND THE INSTALLMENT OF SHARIA LAW IS THE GOAL OF ISLAM.
HOW CAN YOU COEXIST WITH PEOPLE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU AND ENSLAVE YOU.
I APOLOGIZE FOR GOING INTO RELIGION AGAIN BUT I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH FROM WHAT I SAW. KILLING A KID BECAUSE HE IS OF A DIFFERENT RELIGION? THEY HAVE DONE THIS THOUSANDS OF TIMES TO KIDS, WOMEN, AND ANYBODY ELSE THAT DOES NOT SUIT THEIR SENSIBILITIES. TOO MUCH.
I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY DO THE SAME THING THAT THE PROTESTERS DID IN ENGLAND, AND WHO BECAME THE PROTESTANTS. TIME FOR REFORM? AND LIVING A REAL PEACEFUL LIFE AND HAVE A BARBEQUE WITH THE NEIGHBORS ON SUNDAY? MY MUSLIM FRIENDS ARE GOOD PEOPLE. THEY LIVE AND LOVE LIKE I DO AND COME FROM THE HEART. MAY I KNOW MORE.
I ALSO DO NOT WANT TO TALK ANYMORE ON THIS POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS THING THAT THE WORLD HAS TAKEN GREAT NOTICE OF, BUT AS I SAID, WATCHING A KID’S HEAD SLICED OFF LIKE ANY BUTCHER DOES TO A CHUNK OF MEAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH AND DROVE THE POINT HOME. I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING AGAIN.
BE READY FOR A LOT OF WORK. THE FORMAL GUARANTEE THAT OUR FUNDS ARE ASSURED FROM BOTH DIRECTIONS NEXT WEEK DOES THE TRICK FOR ME, AND I CAN SEE OUR EFFORTS BEARING GOOD FRUIT NOW.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT EVERYONE.
I AM NOT ABLE TO HELP OTHERS ANYMORE AS RESOURCES ARE DRY BUT WE WILL MAKE IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND THE WORK WILL BEGIN FOR THE NEXT FEW DECADES.
IN UNFLAGGING GRATITUDE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
JULY 20, 2016
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Love and Kisses,
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(ONE YEAR AGO)
Dear Zap, Susan, porkers, et al,
Hi again and thank you ALL again for all you do....
Have a question that's been on my mind ever since Sirinius (sp?) passed and I simply HAVE to finally ask it. Read his missives for a long time and therefore remember much of what he had to say. When the newsletter you send starts out with "Poof said"......some of those messages are familiar, but to the best of my recollection, they're not precisely as I recall, and some are seemingly "new".....Since my memory is almost mnemonic and these excerpts leave me feeling a tad confounded, my question is... did he leave this planet with notes he hadn't published, are you channelling him, could these be a (very aptly) mash-up of other published material, could they have been part of his missives VERY early on before I became familiar, or what??
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW. POOF MAY HAVE LEFT THE PHYSICAL, BUT ENERGETICALLY HE IS STILL KICKING ABOUT. SOME OF IT IS WHAT HE SAID BEFORE AND SUSAN FINDS THE FIT. THE REST COMES FROM MESSAGES. NICE TO SEE HIM STILL “PRESIDING”.
IMO, they sound exactly like him, yet I just simply can't decide where they've "come from" so it does make me wonder. Not your usual KIND of inquiry, yet one that, as I said, I simply HAD to ask.
And Zap ... the valuations for the IQD you talked about in this week's newsletter CAN be historically identified. The $3.50 is the amount for the RV originally proposed, as it's close to the value of their currency before Saddam. In addition, that valuation is about 10% above the Kuwaiti Dinar and Iraqis will ALWAYS try their one-upmanship in the ME, especially when the natural resources and GDP of their country support same. It IS logical, to a point.
The $1.00 comes from reports of a "float" as a starting point. This "float" is ALSO logical to a point, in that the amount would allow a gradual increase, which would allow the people of Iraq to accustom themselves to their currency having the same value as the USD. Therefore, in-country merchants, purchasers and the like could become familiar most easily with such a change, since they have already been dealing with said USD. At the same time, even this lesser amount would almost immediately cause their currency to obtain international status, thus "equalizing" it in international trade as well as bringing the ISX (Iraq Stock Exchange) in line with all others.
NOW THAT MAKES GOOD SENSE.
Once again, a deeply heartfelt thank you to you all, and you need to know that IF my financial status would allow, not one of you would ever have need for anything. Since that's not the case, I can only give well deserved "atta boys" and much love. My (small) beneficiary widower and his 4 kids still have their home, food and clothing. Even that "ain't" easy, yet with helping them on my minimal fixed income, there just isn't any left over. (Lmao, last month's ending balance at the bank was $0.27, and the cupboard was bare!) Sooooo, many giant bear hugs to you all, and since "....money can't buy me love..." I do hope you guys understand.
In Sumptuous Gratitude,
PS: re: the RV - I'm still hearing that all that "funny money" will NOT be exchangeable, since it was not part of the bills delivered by the UST to Iraq, paid for by the US and printed by De laRue, at the request of the US. These bills have recorded serial numbers as well as obtuse safety features, were used even for payment of our military, and are to be authenticated BY De laRue. Only IQD that's identifiable as such will be honored, any and all counterfeits will be treated as such. As well, any/everyone presenting them for exchange shall be ...."prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law....." Now, whose law and/or where is still subject to debate!?!
INTERESTING. THAT WOULD BE THE CASE IN ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE, BUT IN THESE WEIRD TIMES WE SEE OURSELVES IN, THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE DECIDED IT IS FAR BETTER TO TAKE THE QUADRILLIONS OF “FAKE” NOTES OUT OF THE EQUATION, AND PUT THE MONEY THEREFROM TO GOOD USE FOR OUR HUMANITY. MAKES SENSE OTHERWISE THE LOADS OF FUNDS IN THE BACK SCREENS COULD NOT COME OUT. COLLATERAL IS THE NAME OF THAT ONE AS JUSTIFICATION.
AND BENJAMIN FULFORD SHOWED EXCELLENCE OF INTEGRITY WHEN HE QUOTED A LINE FROM MY LAST MESSAGE AS COMING FROM ONE OF HIS GOOD SOURCES, AND ANOTHER MAN OF INTEGRITY POINTED IT OUT TO HIM THAT I WROTE IT. HE GOT IN TOUCH, WE TALKED, AND HE WANTED TO CREDIT THE LINE BACK TO ME. BENJAMIN, MUCH THANKS BUT ME ACKNOWLEDGING HERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH? WE ARE ALL ON THIS WAVELENGTH WHERE CERTAIN THOUGHT FORMS RESONATE WITH EACH OF US, AND IF IT WORKS, WONDERFUL. USE IT. I AM SORTA FLATTERED HIS SOURCE SAW FIT TO USE THIS LINE.
“YOU WILL BE TEMPTED TO GET A PITCHFORK READY HERE AND THERE, BUT LEAVE IT IN THE CLOSET. ALL SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISHED WITHOUT A SHOT BEING FIRED IF ALL GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN.”
THIS RESONATED WITH ME AS I WROTE IT, AND IT RESONATED WITH BOTH THE SOURCE AND WITH BENJAMIN. GOD BLESS YOU GUYS, AND THANK YOU BENJAMIN. MAY IT HAPPEN THAT WAY.
WE WILL HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS COMING IN THE NEXT DAYS IN RESPECT TO EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS GOING ON, AND I AM VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO THE WORK AT HAND AND GETTING THE PROJECT SIDE OFF THE GROUND.
THANKS TO ALL BEHIND THE SCENES THAT CONTRIBUTE OF THEMSELVES TO HELP OUR HUMANITY ACHIEVE PEACE, JOY, AND PROSPERITY. WITHOUT THESE MOSTLY NAMELESS (FOR NOW) HEROES OF HUMANITY, WE WOULD BE HARD PRESSED TO GO AGAINST THE BAD GUYS.
A REALLY BIG HUG TO ALL AND GOD BLESS.
IN SPLENDID GRATITUDE.
MORE LIES HERE: https://www.oom2.com/t30361-poofness-for-jul-22-mid-week-by-zap-from-the-office-of-poofness
(TWO YEARS AGO)
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 15:39:28 -0400
SNUFFLES WAS RESTLESS YESTERDAY. SNUFFLES TURNED PINK FROM HOLDING HIS BREATH. SNUFFLES DIDN’T LOOK GOOD. SUSAN WAS CONCERNED SO SHE TOOK HIM INSIDE AND HEALED HIM UP, SNUFFLES IS BREATHING OK AND BACK TO A NICE PURPLE COLOR. SNUFFLES WAS GRUNTING HAPPILY AS HE KEPT THROWING DARTS AT SOME PICTURES OF LEADERS. WILL BE FLYING TONIGHT.
THIS MID WEEK IS DEAD EASY. JULY 20, RELEASE AUTHORIZATIONS IN EFFECT.
WE ARE IN A NEWS BLACKOUT. I CAN NOT SAY ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT PUBLICLY. PRIVATELY IS ANOTHER THING, AND MY FRIENDS CAN NOT STOP GRINNING.
SO BE READY FOR A FEW MORE REALLY BORING DAYS AHEAD CAUSE NOBODY CAN SAY MUCH. RUMORS WILL ABOUND I THINK, AND MY DIAL-A-RUMOR IS GOING TO BE RINGING OFF THE HOOK. KEEP DIALING 6 FOR GOOD DEALS ON BATCH RUMORS.
IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
July 22, 2014
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