Hi, Folks -
Received via e-mail:
Subject: THE CLEANUP
From: "The Office of Poofness" <email@example.com>
Date: Fri, November 25, 2016 7:54 pm
Well, I thought it would be over by now and we would have our funds but the investigators and the bankers told us flatly “Tuesday” to expect it. The evidence that I helped uncover has gone viral if you will, and the guys that were arrested and had a gun to their head and a serious gentleman telling them “sing or die” made the impression. The US and China governments have for the longest time wanted to clean out the idiots that were preying on unsuspecting clients and bilking hundreds of millions of dollars over the last decades. With this evidence, they went in (just repeating) and arrested a whole bunch and found the fake machine.
The singing has continued, and the global authorities are busy arresting bankers in other countries, and finding the other fake machines in the top 20 banks. Right now they are in Europe (Switzerland as of a few hours ago) and happily putting handcuffs on the idiots that think they could get away with stealing from Humanity. I am happy to have been part of the initial evidence gathering mission that has resulted in this cleanup. These bankers thought they were immune after a couple of decades of operations.
But right now I need your support. A few of our team are in that critical spot between the street and no food, and any kind of roof and some bread and milk is most welcome. There are 6 situations in total. If you can give a helping hand to these guys, I will be picking up the slack on Tuesday and no more help will be needed.
Asking like this when we get delay after delay is distasteful really but I have no choice. I am just happy that this last cleanup before release is there. I did not realize how entrenched the corruption was (all top 20 banks) and the global releases were at risk until a couple days ago when the full scope of this corruption was revealed to me. The guys doing the investigations are kinda tickled this has come about after years of frustration as these bankers hid behind closed doors and could not be touched until this evidence was brought forward.
Much thanks for the help, and I leave you with 2 excellent Thanksgiving jokes:
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google Google…
Why are turkeys not allowed in church anymore?
They use fowl language
Love and Light
In Our service
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Much Gratitude, Susan
Love and Kisses,
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