Date: Thursday, 4-Jan-2018 19:54:34
Hi, folks -
Received via e-mail:
Subject: BANKER BLUES
From: "The Office of Poofness" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, January 4, 2018 6:57 pm
I JUST LOVE THE BANKING SYSTEM TO PIECES…LITTLE ITSY BITSY PIECES. ALTHOUGH OUR FUNDS ARE IN THE SYSTEM AND DESTINED TO REACH OUR ACCOUNTS, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY WILL ARRIVE ONLY NEXT WEEK. THE BANKERS DID A GREAT JOB OF DELAY. I WAS PRAYING OVERNIGHT THEY WOULD ARRIVE IN THE ACCOUNT THIS MORNING.
RIGHT NOW I AM FORCED TO MOVE BECAUSE OF THIS, AND WITH JUST A LITTLE IN THE ACCOUNT, I NEED HELP.
THE LANDLORD HAS DECIDED TO SELL AND WILL START RENOVATIONS BEFORE PLACING ON THE MARKET. ALTHOUGH IT IS A SMALL CONDO, I WAS HOPING TO BUY IT BEFORE THE DEADLINE OF MOVING OUT, BUT I WILL MISS THIS TARGET. I MUST BE OUT BY TOMORROW AND DOING MY BEST TO ARRANGE ANOTHER PLACE TO HAVE ME UNTIL I GET MY OWN RELIEF FUNDS BESIDES THE PROJECT FUNDS ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY. THAT (WHAT I WROTE BEFORE ABOUT THAT DATE) IS VALID AND WILL TAKE PLACE NOW AND WE WILL ALL GET VERY BUSY.
RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU. DESPERATELY. IT IS SNOW ON THE GROUND TIME HERE AND LIVING IN THE CAR IS SIMPLY NOT VIABLE OTHERWISE I WOULD GRIT MY TEETH AND DO THAT FOR A BIT.
I THANK YOU FOR THIS AND WITH ANY LUCK I WILL FIND A PLACE TONIGHT I CAN GO TO TOMORROW. OH, AND TO ANSWER JUST ONE QUESTION FROM THE VERY NICE NAY SAYER: YES I DO HAVE A JOB
YEP IT IS THE JOB OF INTERNET PANHANDLING MONEY OUT OF THE GULLIBLE!!!
– IT IS LOOKING OUT AFTER YOU BESIDES A BUNCH OF OTHERS AROUND THE WORLD. ABOUT 6 BILLION OR SO. WANT TO HELP? COULD SURE USE IT.
GOD BLESS AND SEE YOU SUNDAY.
LOVE AND LIGHT
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