Date: Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 23:29:45
Hi, folks -
Received via e-mail:
Subject: THE INFAMOUS RED ENVELOPE
From: "The Office of Poofness" <email@example.com>
Date: Tue, July 24, 2018 8:55 pm
WE STILL LOVE BANKERS, BUT LAST NIGHT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, INSTEAD OF JUST SIGNING THE LAST DOCUMENT FOR OUR WIRES, THEY STUCK THEIR HANDS OUT FOR A RED ENVELOPE FILLED WITH A MILLION OR THREE. WE LOVE THEM TO ITSY BITSY TINY PIECES. WHOEVER IS BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL GET THE ENVELOPE TODAY OR TOMORROW (IT HAS TO BE ASSEMBLED) BUT YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT WHOEVER IS GETTING THE ENVELOPE IS GOING TO PAY SOME PRICE LATER ONCE EVERYTHING IS IN MOTION. THIS BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
SO WE HAVE A REAL CRISIS ON OUR HANDS WITH SURVIVAL FUNDS AND YES REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. BESIDES MORE OXYGEN AND MEDICINES, THE FOOD AND SHELTER THING FOR US IS AT ONE OF THE WORST STAGES WE HAVE BEEN IN, AND WE MUST SURVIVE TO THIS WEEKEND SOMEHOW UNTIL THE LITTLE BRIDGE LOAN WE RECEIVED ON THE FUNDS COMING IN ARRIVE THIS WEEK.
WE HAD THE FORESIGHT TO ARRANGE THIS LOAN AND HAD TO PROVE THE INCOMING MONEY TO THE LENDER, BUT IT WAS DONE JUST IN CASE WE RAN INTO A SNAG AND GOT DELAYED. GOOD THING WE DID. IF NO HICCUPS THAT WILL BE HERE BY FRIDAY.
IT IS TRULY FRUSTRATING TO BE IN THIS POSITION HAVING SUBSTANTIAL FUNDS ARRIVING, BUT STILL HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE SAME OLD MENTALITY AND WAYS OF DOING THINGS FROM THESE WONDERFUL BANKERS THAT KNOW OF NO OTHER WAY.
I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW MANY OF US YOU HELP SURVIVE THESE DELAYS, BUT WITHOUT YOU WE WOULD DIE ON THE VINE I THINK. ALL OF OUR LOVE AND THANKS TO YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR US.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
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Love and Kisses,
"The Office of Poofness"
ZAP, Susan and Staff
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