If it was the Founding Fathers’ intention to create a nation of violent, greedy, neurotic, frightened, sickly, overfed, undernourished, addicted, shortsighted, prejudiced, self-righteous and religiously perverse, and otherwise decrepit examples of human devolution, we can behold them as shining examples of a successful enterprise. However, We knew and guided The Framers of the Constitution and that was not their intent. There are libraries-upon-repositories-upon-warehouses of debates, dissertations, doctoral theses, essays, and other allegedly well-researched, puffed-up ‘scholarly’ mental masturbations about the Founding Fathers’ aims for this Great Land of America. Most of it could be put to better use fueling the boilers at the White House. What The Framers’ original and confidential Illuminati agenda is, with the publication of this book, now finally and forever declassified: Establish a free country as the fertile foundation for the coming New Age of Light and thereby in the process also become liberated from the violent, greedy, neurotic, frightened, sickly, overfed, undernourished, addicted, shortsighted, prejudiced, self-righteous and religiously perverse, and otherwise decrepit examples of human devolution who were ruling the colonies from England - and who, in part, still do.
The Framers’ hard work and dedication instead provided the fertile ground for the birth and evolution of a highly amusing series of human genetic mutants, preeminent among them, The Trained Consumer Ape (The Mark), who’s feverish and seemingly only goal in Life is to discover more and exacting ways to purchase themselves into ever more burdensome debt. Antithesis to this droll and pitiable creature is its genetic mutant bastard offspring, The Trained Predatory Marketing Ape (The Con), whose feverish and seemingly only goal in Life is to invent more and more exacting ways to lure The Purchasing Ape into the snares of its deluded and maniacal thought-web of “MustHave!aphobia”. We refer to The Con as offspring because curiously enough in its blind, circular, hamster-wheel frame of mind, it falls prey to the devious maneuverings of the more wily of its ilk thereby adding to the purchasing frenzy. The driving energy behind all this folly is on one hand, an unquenchable greed, and on the other, a bottomless pit of desire that manifests itself in the foggy consciousness of both of these mutant domesticated primates as important and absolute need.
Now is the time of The New Aeon of Light - The Second Coming of Christ, The Return of Quetzlcoatl - call it what you will. Darkness is being overcome by Light. This is not metaphysical mumbo-jumbo or pseudo-religious New Age Claptrap. It is hard science, hard metascience, but science nonetheless. The sun and its planetary family is spiraling out of a great sojourn into Energetic Darkness that began thousands of years ago and is now proceeding into Energetic Lightness. It is the motion of physics and placement, in time and space, in relationship to the furious, whirling, radiating metaspiritual energy of the galactic core and is by no means anything mystical, though it creates perceived “mystical” affectations on the neurology of the flesh-and-blood brain and, indeed, entire nervous system* of any self-aware physically-entrapped energy being – that would be YOU. Yes, YOU are more or less just a ghost piloting a meatbag on a little rock hurtling through what your scientist-priests tiny-mindedly and incorrectly refer to as ‘space’. All of Creation on this world and all the worlds of this solar system, from rocks to whales to the ancient, benevolent, wise, and gelatinous Masonic trickster sages of Jovian Europa’s ice-capped oceans, is rising in vibratory rate and waking up in accordance with their sentience as the solar system moves ever deeper and deeper into the liquid-warm maternal embrace of The Field of Light. Our apes, The Mark and The Con, are also expanding, but in their forgivable stupidity they have somehow lowered their perception below the vibrational rate of igneous rock so they’re trailing whence they should be leading the earthly pack. To their credit, they have both in recent years discovered this New Age and in their frenetic desire to either procure or promote, have created The New Age Movement. What a hodge-podge, gobbledy-gook farce they have fashioned and are taking most seriously. Now mind you, there are the Real McCoy’s – a select few - in the swirling dance of this “spiritual” awakening, but one would stand a better chance of winning the lottery or meeting one’s “soul mate”, before bumping into one of these rare and exceptional beings at a workshop, i.e. <chortle> “playshop”, or seminar (see Chapter XVI). The reason for this almost-never-to-be encounter is that these True Seekers would not waste precious time or resources on such twaddle for they know all the answers lie WITHIN. In fact, We’ll give you The Big Secret right now. If you get it, you can stop reading the bulk of this ranting diatribe and go home for the rest of your life. Hold tight, here it is…
*One exists, lives, and experiences for one’s entire life in no other place but the nervous system.