The Meta 1 Team of lawyers, friends, and family have already caused Dave "Butthurt" feelings, but this just became real.
Rumored reports are when Dave is not standing in his cell, he moves around with a very distinctive waddle.
Reports are also mentioning that Dave has an inability to retain his bowel movements, and is in a considerable amount of discomfort.
Other inmates are
Taco night was cancelled and pressed chicken was served as a substitute.