BREAKING: Dave Schmidt (Meta 1 Coin Scam) No Longer Sits In Jail!

It is rumored that former State Senator Dave Schmidt is no longer sitting in his "Illegal Detainment" facility, but is in fact forced to stand due to reoccurring "promiscuous activities"

The Meta 1 Team of lawyers, friends, and family have already caused Dave "Butthurt" feelings, but this just became real.

Rumored reports are when Dave is not standing in his cell, he moves around with a very distinctive waddle.

Reports are also mentioning that Dave has an inability to retain his bowel movements, and is in a considerable amount of discomfort.

Other inmates are asking begging for masks and are more than happy to practice extreme social distancing, until his condition improves.

Taco night was cancelled and pressed chicken was served as a substitute.


https://www.oom2.com/t70731-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-scam-it-s-taco-night-at-dave-s-illegal-detainment-facility

https://www.oom2.com/t69323-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-28-page-pdf-of-the-sec-injunction

https://www.oom2.com/t70639-meta-1-coin-investors-contact-info-for-dave-s-illegal-detainment

https://www.oom2.com/t70492-dave-schmidt-meta-1-coin-scam-july-4th-meta-exchange-launch-delayed

Lol! Poor Dave! I guess those magic 432 mhz coasters are not helping :(

This is the kind of coaster poor ol Dave will find useful these days  lol




He might even need a stack of them depending on well you know!

Club Fed's version of pressed chicken. No bones.

They don't want inmates making weapons or "other" objects that can be placed where the sun doesn't shine.

Soon, with Dave's new diet, he will be able to see his toes (without leaning forward).

Dave's liver is also doing well, since his consumption of alcohol has diminished, considerably...

Wasn't it funny to see how Dave moved his liquor off the Walmart shelving behind him with comments made on this site?

It seems that the Meta 1 Team and followers come here to get the latest updates on what is going on, since Robert doesn't seem to give out that information.