MAY 10/11: The Mid Week ZAP CRAP

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Subject: The Mid Week by ZAP from "The Office of Poofness''
From: "The Office of Poofness" <2goforth@humanus.ca>
Date: Thu, May 11, 2017 12:22 am

Zap Says

HI ALL

IN THE FAR REACHES OF THE GALAXY, THERE IS A RACE OF ANTHROPODS THAT HAVE TAMED THE WILD ZOLARIAN FONTIMA FROM THE BOSWELL CLUSTER. THE FONTIMA IS A LITTLE PINWHEEL KIND OF CREATURE THAT TRAVELS IN A STRAIGHT LINE IN DESERTS, AND CHANGES DIRECTION ONLY WHEN IT BUMPS INTO SOMETHING. IT DOES LITTLE ELSE. TAMING IT IS AN INTERESTING PROCESS THAT WILL BE REVEALED IN TIME.

WITH THAT SAID, WE HAVE AGAIN MANAGED TO GET THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK OF WAITING FOR THE FIRST FUNDS TO GET THROUGH, AND THOSE TRANSFERS ARE IN TRANSIT AND WILL ARRIVE TO US SHORTLY. I KNOW THAT EVERYBODY IS WAITING WITH GREAT ANTICIPATION FOR THIS ARRIVAL AS WE ARE, BUT PLEASE RELAX AND DO NOT GET FRUSTRATED BY THE TIME IT IS TAKING TO GET DONE AND THROUGH THE SYSTEM. WE HAVE ENDURED MUCH AND HAVE LEARNED MUCH IN RESPECT OF THE TIME IT TAKES WHEN BANKSTERS DO NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE MONEY.




JUST TO GIVE A QUICK HEADS UP ON BANKERS AND THE LIKE, YOU ONLY HAVE TO GOOGLE BRADLEY C. BIRKENFELD AND HIS BOOK, LUCIFER’S BANKER. ANOTHER IS THE WHISTLEBLOWER HERE:

http://www.wakingtimes.com/2017/04/28/intl-banker-blows-whistle-admits-ordered-sacrifice-children-parties-elite/

THE SYSTEM WE HAVE RIGHT NOW IS STILL NOT RENOVATED SUFFICIENTLY TO ALLOW SUCH FUNDS TO MOVE FREELY AND QUICKLY, AND WE ALL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE VARIOUS BANKING PROCESSES TO FINISH ON THEIR OWN SCHEDULES. AT LEAST OUR FUNDS ARE BEING CLEARED AT THE HIGH LEVELS AS OPPOSED TO SOME CREDIT UNION PROCESS.

WE HAVE ALL HEARD NIGHTMARE STORIES OF BANKS FREEZING OR HOLDING ON TO THE FUNDS FOR DAYS, WEEKS OR MONTHS, BUT WE DO NOT ANTICIPATE SUCH DELAYS BECAUSE OF THE LEVEL THAT THIS IS BEING DONE AT. YESTERDAY I TALKED TO ONE OF OUR OWN, AND SHE HAD TRIED TO SEND JUST $400 FROM EUROPE TO ASIA TO PAY ONE OF THE WORKERS, AND IT BECAME A REGULAR NIGHTMARE. THE BANK ESSENTIALLY WANTED ALMOST A PERSONAL GUARANTEE BEFORE THEY WOULD CONSIDER SENDING THE MONEY.




NOW THIS IS THE NORM IT SEEMS. IN SOME COUNTRIES IN EUROPE, IF YOU RECEIVE SAY $2000, YOU GET HAULED UP BEFORE A BANKER WHO TREATS YOU LIKE SOME SORT OF FINANCIAL TERRORIST, AND BEHAVES LIKE SOME REMNANT OF THE GESTAPO. YOU ARE TREATED RATHER BADLY IT HAS BEEN REPORTED, AND HAVE TO PROVE WHY YOU ARE GETTING THE MONEY, WHERE FROM, THE HISTORY OF THE MONEY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS, AND OTHER COMPLIANCE ITEMS. THEY FALL SHORT OF BODILY FLUID TESTS. IT IS HORRENDOUS.





WE ARE ESTABLISHING ALTERNATIVE METHODS OF GETTING THE FUNDS OUT TO THE PROJECTS, AND RELIEF RECIPIENTS. WE HAD SOME PRELIMINARY TALKS WITH MONEY TRANSFER ORGANIZATIONS, AND VARIOUS BANKS. WE HAVE LEARNED THAT THERE ARE SOME WAYS OPEN TO US TO DO LARGE MONEY MOVEMENTS IMMEDIATELY, AND CAN ESTABLISH A PAYROLL SYSTEM OF UP TO 10,000 PEOPLE IN ONE ORGANIZATION BUT THEIR FEES ARE RATHER STEEP. BETWEEN THE BANKS AND THESE ORGANIZATIONS, WE THINK WE HAVE FOUND SEVERAL PATHS THAT WE CAN TAKE FOR SUCH MOVEMENTS, BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A NEW AND PROGRESSIVE BANKING SYSTEM IN PLACE ALREADY.




IN THIS RESPECT, WE ARE MOVING FORWARD WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT OF OUR BANK IN EUROPE, AND WILL DO OUR BEST TO OPEN AS MANY BRANCHES AS WE CAN IN EACH COUNTRY SO WE CAN SEND PROJECT FUNDS INTERNALLY WITHOUT DELAYS. MANY OF YOU WILL REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED SUCH PERMISSION TO OPEN A BANK IN DENMARK. THIS WILL NOW MOVE FORWARD RATHER QUICKLY FOR US AS THE FUNDS COMING IN WILL BE PARTIALLY USED TO ESTABLISH THIS INSTITUTION. ALTHOUGH IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME TO BUILD THIS SYSTEM OUT, WE ANTICIPATE THAT WITHIN 5 YEARS, WE WILL HAVE OPENED UP QUITE A FEW BRANCHES OF THIS BANK IN THE MAJOR COUNTRIES.

OUR ATTENTION TO THIS PART OF OUR OPERATIONS IS THE MAIN FOCUS THIS WEEK AND NEXT AS THE TIMELY MOVEMENT OF FUNDS IS CRITICAL AND CAN MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE IN THE CASE OF TIME-SENSITIVE PROJECT OPERATIONS. WE WILL DO OUR BEST IN ESTABLISHING THESE MONEY MOVEMENT MECHANISMS AND ENSURE WE CAN GET FUNDS OUT TO ANY PROJECT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

WITH OUR ACTIVITIES CENTERED AROUND MONEY MOVEMENT AND PROJECT FUNDING SEQUENCES, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE AS WE HAVE TALKED OF FOR MANY MONTHS NOW.


NO MAKE THAT YEARS... SAME BULLSHIT FOR MANY YEARS!! 

IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT THE DELAYS WE HAVE EXPERIENCED HAVE NOT ALLOWED US TO START THE OPERATIONAL SIDE UNTIL NOW, BUT WE HAVE MANAGED TO SURVIVE TO THIS POINT AND THAT WAS IMPORTANT.

OUR METHODOLOGIES OF PERFORMING OUR SERVICES ARE VERY SIMPLE AND TRANSPARENT.

YEP! THEY SURE ARE!! YOU ARE SIMPLY A CONMAN!


THEY ARE TOTALLY GEARED FOR HELPING, AND NOT FOR PROFIT. THIS ALLOWS US TO DO WHAT NEED TO BE DONE WITHOUT ANY FINANCIAL COLOR. THE SAME APPLIES TO EVERYTHING ELSE THAT WE DO. IF WE RECEIVE EQUITY POSITIONS IN ANY PROJECT, THE PROFITS, IF ANY, FROM THE PROJECT GO BACK TO THE PROJECT TO GROW IT. WHEN IT NO LONGER NEEDS THIS INPUT, IT IS TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER PROJECT THAT NEEDS IT. IN THIS WAY THE CYCLES PERPETUATE IN RESPECT OF CONTINUOUS FUNDING CAPACITY. THIS PARADIGM OF PERFORMING SUCH A SERVICE AS WE HAVE UNDERTAKEN IS NOT NEW, BUT PERHAPS IT IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES THAT IT WILL BE IMPLEMENTED FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL OF OUR HUMANITY INSTEAD OF A LOCALIZED OR REGIONALIZED GEOGRAPHY.

SO WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING IN EVERY COUNTRY AND EVERY PEOPLE WE COME ACROSS TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE. AS WE HAVE SAID TIME AND AGAIN, IT IS NO LONGER ABOUT THE MONEY, THERE IS PLENTY OF IT, BUT PEOPLE. IT IS ALL ABOUT PEOPLE. IT HAS TO BE TO HAVE SUCH A SERVICE BE EFFECTIVE. WE HOPE TO HAVE ANYBODY LISTENING JOIN THIS EFFORT. IT MAKES SENSE AND IT WILL WORK WELL.

KEEP THE RESUMES COMING AS WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN THIS WORK THAT IS AHEAD OF US ALL, AND WHATEVER INVENTIONS, PROCESSES, METHODOLOGIES OF DOING THINGS YOU ARE AWARE OF AND CAN SEE WHERE THEY WOULD HELP, DO NOT HESITATE TO SPEAK UP AND OUT. WE NEED EVERYTHING OUT THERE TO COME INTO THE OPEN SO THEY CAN HELP OUR CONDITION.

N RESPECT OF ANOTHER MATTER, WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN OPINIONS OF POLITICAL LEADERS AND VARIOUS SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENTS, WE ARE NON POLITICAL AND NON RELIGIOUS. WE WILL NOT ACTIVELY SUPPORT ANY POLITICAL PARTY OR ANY RELIGION. HOWEVER WE WILL SUPPORT WHAT THE GOVERNMENT AND RELIGION WILL DO TO HELP POVERTY ISSUES OR CHILDREN OR INFRASTRUCTURE OR ANY NUMBER OF THINGS THAT HELP OUR HUMANITY.

IN REGARD OF THE CURRENT LEADER OF THE USA, TIME WILL TELL WHAT HE WILL DO AND HOW HE WILL HELP

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MEETING WITH TRUMP THAT YOU SAID YOU HAD SCHEDULED? BWAHAHAHA



AND WE WILL MONITOR PROGRESS WITH GREAT INTEREST. SO FAR HE SEEMS TO BE DOING SOME THINGS VERY CORRECTLY, BUT IS BEING BASHED BIG TIME MORE SO THAN ANY OTHER LEADER. WONDER WHY.

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS SUPPORT EVEN TO THE LAST MINUTE NOW, AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH MANY OF YOU AND MAKING THE DIFFERENCE FOR OUR HUMANITY. THIS DREAM IS NOW PART REALITY, AND SHORTLY IT WILL BE OUR REALITY.




Dear Zap

It makes me sad to see that there are rude, crude and ugly people in the world that choose to say all manner of meanness to you. I am so sorry that you must receive and read these hateful words.

If they aren't believers, the shouldn't be privy to any information. They should be under a mushroom somewhere spewing their hate to the manure piles.

Thank you again for your efforts, your diligence, your grit and the Herculean work that you choose to continue to do. I am impressed that you stick with it. I find it daunting - and I am only a believer!Warmest regards and affection

MUCH THANKS J. IT IS SO APPRECIATED. KNOW THAT YOUR RESPONSES AND KIND WORDS KEEP US GOING AND THEY ACT AS A GOOD YARDSTICK OF OUR EFFORTS. WE ALL SEEK ATTENTION AND APPRECIATION AND YOUR SUPPORT FULFILLS THAT PART OF OUR HUMAN MAKEUP, AND GIVES US THE FUEL TO KEEP GOING. GREAT THANKS, AND ON A LAST NOTE, LOVE AND APPRECIATE EACH OTHER.

GOD BLESS, KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU AND ARE HERE FOR YOU.

IN UPLIFTED GRATITUDE

LOVE AND LIGHT

IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”

“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”

MAY 10, 2017

COPYRIGHT ZAP 2013-2017


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BREAKING NEWS. MAY 11, 2067

Message from zappy and susan's grandchild:
All the hard work of zap, poof and susan is finally paying off. The funds were released and will clear the bank by tomorrow but we desperately need help for mary's grandaughter who was born with an oxygen bottle shoved up her ass and it needs to be removed. Also great grandbaby brad needs food. blablablablabla.

In other news webster clinton (chelsea's son) is pressuring congress to continue to look nto the long deceased two term president Trump's relations with Russia.

SAME BS DIFFERENT DAY.

Please, which bank do you want to deposit Poofness in?

I would like to deposit him in a jail cell not a bank. He uses paypal fraudulently. Tells people to hit the friend & family option so he dodges taxes.
So... let that sink in. DODGES TAXES

Apparently the failure of their scam is being blamed on those who point out their failures...
A Call To Light Workers – We Need Your Help

Situation Report To All Light Workers: Action Required

To All Who Read This, I AM Star Fynder.

That is my Galactic Name as this is a Galactic Level Intervention.

Mission Information & Plans:

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I checked with my top sources to see how things were going and got a sobering message. WE ARE THE ONES PREVENTING the Completion of the Roll out. That was a hard thing to hear since I thought we were done already. But the reality of the whole situation, is more than rounding up Cabal, and taking control of Governments and Financial institutions. There is an ENERGY component that has been hinted at from time to time, but, as it turns out, is WAY MORE IMPORTANT than we ever knew.

At The Government Levels

At the Macro levels of the plan, there are 209 countries who get NOTHING unless EVERYONE does their part to make this happen. If any one country steps out of line, they have 208 other countries jumping on their case and sending in troops and support to “Correct” the problem. This is the “ALL GO, OR NONE GO” ultimatum that is SO POWERFUL. All countries of the World are in financial ruins and barely surviving their inner turmoil, and shortage of funds. Remember that the Cabal had owned them and when they were booted out, they took all the money they could with them. We here in the U.S. went bankrupt, as have many other countries, and many more are barely on life support with the meager loans that they have been given. These governments are like you and I.

Governments Are Light Workers For The Cause

So at the government level, they are passing laws, changing out politicians, changing their financial system and doing EVERYTHING a Light Worker would do to get this Life Saving GCR finished. That is a big job, But, EVERY government is depending on the other 208 Governments to do what they are supposed to do as well, and what is Needed to be done. This is a group effort for the sake of saving the World. Every beneficial change that they make at their level of this cause, is a “Light Worker” type Move for the betterment of the Whole of Mankind and the Earth Herself. They are “Self Governing” in that they make sure each one in the group is doing what they are supposed to do, or else it costs EVERY ONE. They are NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN, and neither should we. The days of war, and acting irresponsibly are OVER for them, and our days of reckless banter and ranting are over for us as well. They are doing their jobs, and now it is time for us to do our jobs…

We Don’t Get A Free Ride

We don’t get a free ride on this World changing event. We are the “Light Workers.” Did you notice the word “Work,” in the phrase “Light Workers?” I hope so, because it is now time for you and I to do our jobs. That includes me, and it includes all of us. Do you want to get paid? I do. Do you think that we should be entitled to Trillions of dollars for a $50 dollar investment, and NOT have to earn it? HERE COMES THE HARD COLD REALITY, we have work to do and until we do it, we will wait.

How does that sound? I know that I am the guy that is telling you that everything is all good, and it is about to happen, but, I got the Come To Jesus talk tonight and it shocked me. You want to know what I was told? I was told that “We are getting in the way of this going!!!!” I said what do you mean? “The negativity about it not going is stopping it from happening.” What? You mean it comes down to the amount of positive energy? “YEP, it does, and that is being ruined by the complainers.”

My friends, I realized in that moment that it was time for us to get to “WORK,” after all we are the Light “WORKERS.” It is high time that we accepted the responsibility that comes with that title, and I might add that PAYCHECK! We don’t get a free ride anymore, we are being asked DIRECTLY to tighten up on our vibrations, to HOLD THE LIGHT OF POSITIVE EXPECTATION TILL THIS HAPPENS.

The Good News & The Bad News

So, this is the classic good news, bad news story. The good news is that we have grown to be one of the most highly watched web sites in the Currency world, and even read at the Galactic level and every level of the Republic. We are the site that people come to find out what is going on in Dinarland. The good news is that our wonderful thought provoking posts and uplifting posts are positively effecting the World and beyond. We are truly the heart of the Light Worker Resistance, as such, we have more heart, more drive, more compassion and are more educated on what is really going on than any other group in the World. That is the very good news. But there is Bad news, and that is the problem.

The Bad News

The bad news is that negative Nellie’s and ranter’s posts are also going all over the World spreading negative energy that is resisting this GCR from taking place. Ironically, if we were a lesser known site, that was not as well known and followed as we are, this GCR may have already happened. BUT, because it is as far reaching as it is, and as influential as it is, the negative posts and rants cause HUGE damage to the overall energy of this pending event. This is why it is so important to the Cabal that they get a foot hold on this site to drag the energy of the Event down. While We have driven off those Cabal trolls whenever they raised their UGLY heads in our house, we still have an In-House Problem.

We Have An In-House Problem

Our own nay-sayers, the negative posters who constantly find fault with gurus, or other posters about anything and everything they can, are causing a delay in the GCR. It is like they can’t wait to see what was posted so they can take a shot at it. I had paid no mind to what I thought was just a minor nuisance. BUT, because of the influence of this website, and all the places it goes in the World, and out of this World for that matter, those seemingly tiny problems are keeping the rest of us from getting paid. As was told to me, we are literally getting in our own way, with the negative posts, and preventing this GCR from happening. Ironically, we look around to Trump, France, Cabal, or wherever else we can think of, to see what is stopping it from going, and all we had to do is look in the mirror to find the problem.

If We Were a Country

If we were one of the 209 countries, they would be all over us to get our act together and get on board with the program and the plan. That is what they do. They make sure not one of their members, the other countries, get out of line, as it hurts everyone, and THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE IT. Neither should we.

It is time that we monitor ourselves and take responsibility for our own vibrations individually, and our vibrations collectively. We ARE Light Workers and that is what a Light Worker does! Come on man! That is called holding the Light, the work of Light Workers. What you are getting paid Trillions of dollars to do for the World, is JUST hold the darn Light! Please! How hard is it to hold your words from harming us, and preventing the GCR from finishing?

Time To Earn Your HUGE Paycheck

What the public can’t do, we have to do and we are being paid VERY well for it. The public can’t do what we are doing. They still think there will be war, and strife, and other disasters. WE KNOW BETTER. That makes it easier for us to be happy and excited about what is coming. We are the few, is it, the 144,000 that it takes to hold a positive vibration long enough to shift the World and Finish the GCR? It is time to earn your paycheck! Do you want your money? Do you want it soon? YOU BETTER GET YOUR VIBRATION RIGHT, FOR YOUR SAKE AND THE REST OF US. The time of the free ride negative rants are OVER.

You Are Helping Us Or Hurting Us

Remember how the countries do it? Self monitoring? Hear this: all those who feel inclined to post some negative rant, don’t do it. STOP IN YOUR TRACKS. You have been given notice. If you are not thinking and posting positive thoughts for us to read, YOU ARE WORKING AGAINST US. It is now up to us. Don’t complain, if you complain don’t expect it to happen, and by the way, hold yourself responsible, as we will definitely hold you responsible as well.

I Propose a Blockade

I am the first one to stand up for free speech, but, I think it is time to consider a Blockade to Cabal trolls who are coming up in our house and using our good name site to transmit their Cabal propaganda to the World. The alternative is for them to post and then for me to fight them in public causing even more negative energy and fear.

This is drastic, but we are at the end of this. I was told that there is NOTHING LEFT to get done, and NO Geo-Political issues left. It is an energy problem and we are the cause. Frankly, I love free will, and free speech, but I think that we are at the end and it is time to tighten up our ship for battle. The Cabal are doing their best all over the World to cause doubt, and worry, and we need to counter that with optimism and high expectation. WE ARE THE ONES WHO CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. WE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR & WAITING FOR!

The blockade for Cabal agenda outsiders is important, but so is the blockade of our in-house nay-sayers. We should not put up with someone posting some post about how this is wrong or that is wrong, this or that isn’t right, or it won’t happen till next year. If we were the countries in this GCR and one of them was screwing it up for the others and the World, they would send their armies in and stop them at all costs. It is that important. Lives are literally at stake for this to go.

Sorry to say, if someone rants, they are Cabal, and I don’t care who they are. We have been told what the problem is, and what to do about it, and if one of us rants anyway, they are suspect in my book, and should be banned just as the Cabal trolls are.

This is GO TIME for us to do our work and our work is holding the Light of Positive energy, and remember you are getting paid Trillions for this. So do a good job, a job that lives up to the pay that you are getting for it.

Welcome Avebury. Thanks for joining and posting.
May I ask what site this diatribe came from?
Also as one that has been accused of stopping the RV several times by Jerzy and Dave Schmidt,  I find it incredible that so many are so freaking gullible and lack common logic in this matter.
These morons want the alternative community to believe that the movers and shakers of the so called GCR make these huge decisions from viewing obscure websites like this one. Beyond belief that anyone can be that dumb and can not see through their bullshit!
:)

This is from the "Sananda" site.
They posted Zap/Poof nonsense for awhile but seem to have stopped since the Tailfeathers incident.
Golden age of Gaia and Love in action are also sites that post Reval "updates."

Thanks Avebury. Much appreciated.
The Tailfeathers incident was horrific for her family and an ongoing investigation into Jerzy's fraud will be the result of his ghoulish behavior.
He made a huge mistake in sending out those photos. Karma is a biotch and we are looking forward to Jerzy getting his.